So basically everything here that you say has to at least paritally use another forum user's name (without the word directly refrencing that person).
I cannot say (Wow I hate Conmaan)
But I can say (That guy is a real Conmaan)
Of course that is using my own name so that also is a no no. But still. You get the point.
To start this off:
I was playing basketball the other day when some kid comes up and asks me if he can play. So I says to the kid "Wow are you McNew...man?"