[Not Actually Atlas]

Forget the money, I'd just like for my chances of dying to be that low.

You get a million dollars, but you have to live in Antarctica for the rest of your life.

[casual onion]

Forget the money, I'd just like for my chances of dying to be that low.

You get a million dollars, but you have to live in Antarctica for the rest of your life.

Sure. You could have an awesome log home, when you've paid to import the logs obviously.

You get a million dollars but only for 12 hours. The money left over is burnt.

[Dryym]

Forget the money, I'd just like for my chances of dying to be that low.

You get a million dollars, but you have to live in Antarctica for the rest of your life.

Sure. You could have an awesome log home, when you've paid to import the logs obviously.

You get a million dollars but only for 12 hours. The money left over is burnt.

I'd just buy a million dollars of gold or something.

You get a million dollars, But for the rest of your life, Everyone sees you as a perfect physical clone of themselves.

[Crab]

Forget the money, I'd just like for my chances of dying to be that low.

You get a million dollars, but you have to live in Antarctica for the rest of your life.

Sure. You could have an awesome log home, when you've paid to import the logs obviously.

You get a million dollars but only for 12 hours. The money left over is burnt.

I'd just buy a million dollars of gold or something.

You get a million dollars, But for the rest of your life, Everyone sees you as a perfect physical clone of themselves.

Yes please, there'd never be any reason for anyone to make fun of the way I look then.

You get a million quid but you aren't allowed to wear shoes ever.

[Wood door]

You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.

Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

1. NO NO cant have that lmao
2. I feel like ill do this anyways lmao
3. I can handle this with no issue lol

Alright, Million dollars but, for the rest of your life when you step out into public there will always be an angry boston man fallowing you roasting you

[Dryym]

To the shoes one, Definitely. Humans can do just fine without shoes.

To the Boston roast, Do I get to choose the Bostonian? If so, Yes.


Million dollars but for every purchase you make with it a random possession of yours is repossessed. It could be that ugly rug that you could never find an excuse to get rid of, Or it could be your house.

[stewydeadmike]

To the shoes one, Definitely. Humans can do just fine without shoes.

To the Boston roast, Do I get to choose the Bostonian? If so, Yes.


Million dollars but for every purchase you make with it a random possession of yours is repossessed. It could be that ugly rug that you could never find an excuse to get rid of, Or it could be your house.

I'll pass. It'd just be a constant cycle of replacing the stuff I don't want to lose until I run out of money.

You get a million dollars [or your USD equivalent] but you're only able to speak in ye olde english for the rest of your life.

[Crab]

To the shoes one, Definitely. Humans can do just fine without shoes.

To the Boston roast, Do I get to choose the Bostonian? If so, Yes.


Million dollars but for every purchase you make with it a random possession of yours is repossessed. It could be that ugly rug that you could never find an excuse to get rid of, Or it could be your house.

I'll pass. It'd just be a constant cycle of replacing the stuff I don't want to lose until I run out of money.

You get a million dollars [or your USD equivalent] but you're only able to speak in ye olde english for the rest of your life.

Take it, my life would be so much more interesting. Not to mention I'd understand all the Shakespeare books in school then too lol

You get a million quid but you are publicly shamed for 2 hours once a year on tv for things you have done wrong that year.

[As many W's as possible]

You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.

Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

Sure
Nah fam.
Did the math, that'd basically be less than minimum wage in my province if i died in my 80s. Plus TM does get a bit stale after awhile.

[Not Actually Atlas]

You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.

Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

Sure
Nah fam.
Did the math, that'd basically be less than minimum wage in my province if i died in my 80s. Plus TM does get a bit stale after awhile.

You get a million dollars but then you body swap with trubstep so  he gets to live with your fortune