You get a million dollars but...

[Jakub34]

A fairly simple game.  Someone gives the million dollar offer, but with a twist.  Give a reason to why or why not you would accept the offer.


You get a million dollars but, 5,000 indestructible balloons are attached to you.

[casual onion]

A fairly simple game.  Someone gives the million dollar offer, but with a twist.  Give a reason to why or why not you would accept the offer.


You get a million dollars but, 5,000 indestructible balloons are attached to you.

Inconvenient it may be, you could join a circus as Balloon Guy (or girl - I don't judge). Second source of income!

You are offered a million dollars but you only get 10% of it once every two years.

[Jakub34]

You are offered a million dollars but you only get 10% of it once every two years.

I mean, I really don't see the drawback here.  Unless I am missing something, I am getting 100,000 a year, which isn't that bad.

[casual onion]

You are offered a million dollars but you only get 10% of it once every two years.

I mean, I really don't see the drawback here.  Unless I am missing something, I am getting 100,000 a year, which isn't that bad.

Look, I couldn't think of a good one lol

[Trubtavium Recordsmith VII]

You get a million dollars, but nobody will appreciate your company.

[TheDestinedCrab]

You get a million dollars, but nobody will appreciate your company.

Leave it. There's no price that will ever beat a friend, also I'm British so dollars won't do an awful lot for me lmao.

You get a million quid but you can only spend it on other people, take or leave?

[stewydeadmike]

Leave it. There's no price that will ever beat a friend, also I'm British so dollars won't do an awful lot for me lmao.

You get a million quid but you can only spend it on other people, take or leave?

Buying stuff for others is basically the same as buying happiness so I'll take.

You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.

[Craig]

You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.

Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

[Jaz]

You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.

Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

1 You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
2You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
3You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

1 If I had the love of my life, not a chance. But I don't so I can't lose
2 I already work a very tedious job - Do I not get paid anything for doing this job after the initial 1 million? If not then no thank you.
3 What kind of question is that? I'll put an extra hour on top just 'cause


You are offered a million dollars, but you need to spend it all in pennies, and no it cannot be converted into any other form of cash, only pennies. You also need to lick both sides of each penny before being able to spend it. (That's 100,000,000 pennies!)

[Dryym]

Yes, I would do it purely for the sake of annoying people. One question though, How do I spend it on things which are sold online?

You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.

Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

Hell no.

What kind of tedious job?

Of course!


You get a million dollars, But you can only spend it in multiples of $1000. All change from those purchases is forfeit.

[Phantom]

Thats 1000 1k dollar items. I would say yes.


You get a million dollars, but the money ALWAYS telepathically talks to you. (not each dollar)

[Vexon X1]

Thats 1000 1k dollar items. I would say yes.


You get a million dollars, but the money ALWAYS telepathically talks to you. (not each dollar)

If the million dollars is only one entity talking, I would go for it.

You get a million Dollars, but you can only play Total Miner for 30 mins a day.

[cY Agent 115]

You get a million dollars but..

Deathmines are the only maps allowed on TMPC

[Panther]

Edit: Well. I promised never to step foot in a deathmine ever again. So no.

You get a million dollars but,


Your forced to listen to any genre of music you hate for 5 hours each day.

[Phantom]

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