I would put it on my paypal and go to an online auction site. I would continue to purchase things I'm just barely able to purchase and sell them for slightly more than what I bought them for. I'd keep doing this until I had $1,000,000,000.
I'm not going to answer yours (Because it would be against the rules), But this reminds me of a story my friend told me about a guy who sold a paperclip, And bought and sold items just like your post, And he bought a mansion.
We had a good laugh about it, It's one of those things that so long as you don't blow all of your money on it, It can't hurt to try. XD