Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
please be my valentine
and let me fondle your boobs
If you recite this poem just right, the girl will fall in love with you, I guarantee it. However, if you say it wrong, you'll get slapped across the face and punched square in the McRib (blueberry not mcrib I typed 'McRib' god blueberrying dammit this is blueberrying POETRY HOW DARE U avocado ALL OVER MY blueberryING ART YOU MOTHERblueberryING avocadoblueberryS THIS IS blueberryING CENSORSHIP avocado blueberry)
Anyway ignore that.
I must clarify, out of all the people who have tried it (couple hundred thousand) sort of... well... no one has gotten it just right, but you should try anyway! Worst thing that can happen is you get smacked in the face and punched in the member.
It has never worked, but if it ever works it'll work.