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Title: My client has informed me of some important news.
Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 19, 2015, 07:43:57 AM
My legal client, A Mr. Dryym, Has informed me of some news that he would like me to share.

Today, Saturday September 19th 2015, He transcends the barrier between the ages of 15 and 16, In other words, It is his birthday.

As his Lawyer, And Physician, I will be taking on Mr. Dryym's legal and social affairs for the rest of my working hours today, While he probably goes to watch Doctor Who with his mother.

If anyone would like to attempt to give him a gift, His interests include Spiders, Dragons, And things that look evil and cool.
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Post by: Jectz on September 19, 2015, 07:59:59 AM
Happy Bday!

/bdaycake
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Post by: Dr_Vex_Ender on September 19, 2015, 08:59:05 AM
HAppy BIrthDay!!
COngrats
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Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 19, 2015, 09:31:47 AM
Thank you Tombot Fergz, I didn't realize what section i put it in when i was posting.
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Post by: Jaz on September 19, 2015, 09:50:13 AM
I bought a hot pink mammoth for your birthday, simply send me $50,000 for postage and I'll send it right away!

In other words, Happy Birthday!!!
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Post by: casual onion on September 19, 2015, 11:58:19 AM
Have the happiest of happy birthdays with a happy day filled with happiness.
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Post by: Tom on September 19, 2015, 01:03:40 PM
Please inform you client that they should thank II FerGie x for moving the topic and that TomBot wishes the client a Merry Birthmas.
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Post by: stewydeadmike on September 19, 2015, 01:26:42 PM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2zsra08.jpg)
Happy Birthday  :D
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Post by: PWRBTTN on September 19, 2015, 01:31:16 PM
Please give your client this message...

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
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Post by: Jesse on September 19, 2015, 02:30:34 PM
Happy Birthday. /bdaycake
Also sorry my Monkey and turtle got to the cake.
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Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 19, 2015, 04:17:24 PM
I bought a hot pink mammoth for your birthday, simply send me $50,000 for postage and I'll send it right away!

In other words, Happy Birthday!!!

TeleForum-Gram from a Mr. Dryym.
"Thank you, But I'm afraid i do not have the space for a mammoth. If i did, I'm sure my sister would love it though. Mainly because it's the wrong shade of pink."

(http://i62.tinypic.com/2zsra08.jpg)
Happy Birthday  :D

"Ahem! This is not a Spider, Or a Dragon. *Scoffs*."

Please give your client this message...

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Received.

Happy Birthday. /bdaycake
Also sorry my Monkey and turtle got to the cake.

As his doctor, I cannot allow him to eat a contaminated cake, And as his Lawyer, We could sue you if he experienced any adverse effects from said cake.
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Post by: Jesse on September 19, 2015, 05:05:34 PM

As his doctor, I cannot allow him to eat a contaminated cake, And as his Lawyer, We could sue you if he experienced any adverse effects from said cake.

I did put a warning muhaha. So i can counter sue
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Post by: Dr_Vex_Ender on September 19, 2015, 06:21:03 PM
Happy Birthday. /bdaycake
Also sorry my Monkey and turtle got to the cake.
You gotta teach dem monkeys dicipline!
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Post by: Jesse on September 19, 2015, 09:21:37 PM
You gotta teach dem monkeys dicipline!
No. :!
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Post by: Trubtavium Recordsmith VII on September 19, 2015, 10:47:04 PM
I did put a warning muhaha. So i can counter sue

This is the smartest thing I have ever seen Mysterio write.
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Post by: XdeathXreaperX1 on September 19, 2015, 10:51:35 PM
Happy birthday /bdaycake
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Post by: A Simple Gamer on September 19, 2015, 11:58:22 PM
Well tell your client one thing: Heppy Birthday!
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Post by: Jesse on September 20, 2015, 12:23:18 AM
This is the smartest thing I have ever seen Mysterio write.
Haha i know right.
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Post by: II FerGie x 🍀 on September 20, 2015, 06:18:27 AM
Happy Birthday to your client good sir. :)
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Post by: Zoidberg on September 20, 2015, 01:59:25 PM
(http://i61.tinypic.com/vnz24o.gif)



Sorry I'm a bit late. Also, the quality of the gif decreased a bit when I resized it, I didn't realize how small the dimensions were, I hope you don't mind.
Title: Re: My client has informed me of some important news.
Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 21, 2015, 07:36:32 AM
(http://i61.tinypic.com/vnz24o.gif)



Sorry I'm a bit late. Also, the quality of the gif decreased a bit when I resized it, I didn't realize how small the dimensions were, I hope you don't mind.


Dryym Approves.
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Post by: crazytater94 on September 21, 2015, 12:52:43 PM
Happy birthday Dr Eye M, I'm glad to see that you've finally accepted my name that I gave you. The whole YY thing never worked for my language, and I'd never remember to say "Drime"
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Post by: Lady Lobo on September 23, 2015, 09:23:48 AM
Happy belated birthday I had a present to send you but I have this two headed dragon I friend built for me (no names mentioned) and they burned it up, boo hoo. Oh well hope you had a great day.
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Post by: Jesse on September 23, 2015, 05:48:25 PM
Can you tell your client his birthday is over and theirs a dog with no arms in my house.  ;)
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Post by: Jack Of Shades on September 23, 2015, 08:57:03 PM
Sorry for the late reply, Happy Birthday! /bdaycake /sage
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Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 24, 2015, 08:21:28 AM
Can you tell your client his birthday is over and theirs a dog with no arms in my house.  ;)

Actually, Dr. Eye M: TJ PHD has finished assisting me with my legal issues for now, So i can take this message directly. I am aware of the armless dog, It is intentional, He is a purebred Peruvian armless. A very rare and expensive breed. Although if you feel so inclined, I will take him back to the shelter, And replace him for a less special dog with arms.

I'm allergic to both, So you will be getting my bill.


Happy belated birthday I had a present to send you but I have this two headed dragon I friend built for me (no names mentioned) and they burned it up, boo hoo. Oh well hope you had a great day.


UUUgh, Someone aught to teach that dragon some manners. I mean seriously, Who's the guy who raised him?

Sorry for the late reply, Happy Birthday! /bdaycake /sage

I'm 16, I believe most people celebrate this for at least a month after anyway. Just like Christmas, Except it's not 3 months before, And 1 month after...
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Post by: Jesse on September 24, 2015, 08:50:00 AM
Actually, Dr. Eye M: TJ PHD has finished assisting me with my legal issues for now, So i can take this message directly. I am aware of the armless dog, It is intentional, He is a purebred Peruvian armless. A very rare and expensive breed. Although if you feel so inclined, I will take him back to the shelter, And replace him for a less special dog with arms.

I'm allergic to both, So you will be getting my bill.


UUUgh, Someone aught to teach that dragon some manners. I mean seriously, Who's the guy who raised him?

I'm 16, I believe most people celebrate this for at least a month after anyway. Just like Christmas, Except it's not 3 months before, And 1 month after...
ok tax man
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Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 19, 2016, 12:10:06 PM
(https://ednieuw.home.xs4all.nl/australian/huntsman/Heteropoda_ZZ279_F2657.jpg)

Bump.
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Post by: PWRBTTN on September 19, 2016, 12:15:25 PM
Have a happy birthday, Dryym.
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Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 19, 2016, 12:18:29 PM
Have a happy birthday, Dryym.

So far, Allergies are preventing that...
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Post by: PWRBTTN on September 19, 2016, 12:20:20 PM
Have a happy birthday, Dryym.

So far, Allergies are preventing that...
Have you opened any presents today?
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Post by: casual onion on September 19, 2016, 12:39:13 PM
I sincerely hope you have an above average birthday.

🎂
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Post by: Jaz on September 19, 2016, 12:42:01 PM
Happy birthday once again!
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Post by: Tom on September 19, 2016, 02:25:16 PM
Happy Birthday Good Sir!
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Post by: RF Inn The Jet on September 19, 2016, 03:23:08 PM
Happy birthday man, hope ya have a good one! Cheers

*insert quirky inside joke picture here that I'm not posting because I'm on my phone*
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Post by: TheDestinedCrab on September 19, 2016, 03:58:09 PM
Tell said client the following :

'There's always a catch, no.. I'm not wasting blocks on a dragon. You need to see reality.

Spiders, no..

Instead, i brought you a spider-headed dragon that is not at-all safe in the slightest. I hope you like it, i'm even planning on making a replica of it on TM.

Anyway, some Crab wanted to wish you a happy birthday so.. *passes the happiness on..*'


Anyway, what are you? A lawyer, a doctor? Both? C'mon, live a little! I'm a Crab!
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Post by: Jesse on September 19, 2016, 04:44:59 PM
Happy birthday dr eye m.
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Post by: PWRBTTN on September 19, 2017, 12:06:52 AM
Happy Birthday, Dryym!
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Post by: Craig on September 19, 2017, 01:53:37 AM
hbd
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Post by: TM Charles on September 19, 2017, 02:44:36 AM
Happy bday
Drimp..
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Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 19, 2017, 08:27:49 AM
Happy Birthday, Dryym!

I was wondering who it was that bumpred this topic.

hbd

I have not been drinking! Where are you getting your information from?

Happy bday
Drimp..

Thanks, Leyfo.
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Post by: Jesse on September 19, 2017, 09:14:57 AM
Happy birthday Dr Eye M
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Post by: Spark on September 19, 2017, 04:27:44 PM
Happy birthday Dryym ^-^
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Post by: Jim 💠 on September 19, 2017, 04:33:47 PM
Happy birthday Mr Dryym! Have a great day!  ^-^
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Post by: CDJ on September 19, 2017, 05:52:16 PM
Happy Birthday! Only 5 days older then me! :P
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Post by: crazytater94 on September 20, 2017, 12:49:35 PM
I could have sworn you were older than that.
Title: Re: My client has informed me of some important news.
Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 20, 2017, 03:12:24 PM
I could have sworn you were older than that.

How old did you think I was, -7980?
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Post by: Rollins on September 20, 2017, 11:45:26 PM
Happy belated birthday Dryym, from the guy who you put your pixel art in my RPG world, a long time ago. (Took me a bit to clean everything)
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Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 21, 2017, 04:56:27 PM
Happy belated birthday Dryym, from the guy who you put your pixel art in my RPG world, a long time ago. (Took me a bit to clean everything)

I did a pixel art?
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Post by: casual onion on September 21, 2017, 07:26:05 PM
Happy Belated Birthday 🎂
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Post by: TheDestinedCrab on September 22, 2017, 01:46:54 AM
Happy birthday (I was gonna put the cake emote here but I forgot how to do it..)
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Post by: Platinum Dryym on September 22, 2017, 08:34:13 AM
Happy birthday (I was gonna put the cake emote here but I forgot how to do it..)

/bdaycake

Not my birthday anymore.