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Zeus Unlockable
« on: August 02, 2015, 02:23:58 AM »
"Craig [32|Jul 12:61 AM]: So, I've decided to make Zeus an unlockable avatar. I need suggestions for how to unlock him."

You heard the man. Come up with a way to unlock Zeus.


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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2015, 02:30:51 AM »
Become 1337 hackerz and threaten Craig 
Craig doesn't know me.

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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2015, 02:56:08 AM »
Kill Craig while he is in the Zeus skin.



   
   
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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2015, 03:04:29 AM »
Unlock all unlockables with the exception of hermeswraith, tester man, robotic, and the Demi gods.

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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2015, 03:05:46 AM »
Unlock all unlockables with the exception of hermeswraith, tester man, robotic, and the Demi gods.
That's extremely easy. Zues is a legendary skin, so we should make the unlockable method unique ;)



   
   
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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2015, 03:07:55 AM »
That's extremely easy. Zues is a legendary skin, so we should make the unlockable method unique ;)
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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2015, 03:09:36 AM »
SOOOOO SMAAAAAALL
Craig doesn't know me.

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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2015, 03:11:18 AM »
SOOOOO SMAAAAAALL

i know. Because there's no July 32

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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2015, 03:16:50 AM »
i know. Because there's no July 32
... Or 12:61 AM
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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2015, 03:20:44 AM »
Or his name says Craig.

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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2015, 03:30:56 AM »
Or his name says Craig.
... That is his name.
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Re: Zeus Unlockable
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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2015, 06:49:31 AM »
write a love note on how you love total miner

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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2015, 07:42:41 AM »
By ultimate trial by fire of course, First you must walk from one corner of the world to the other, The only problem is that the world is encased in a zone with a speed multiplier of 0.001, You also have quite a bit of fire to go through.

Next, You must defeat Craig, With a raw fish, While he is wearing Zeus.

After that, You must kill a level 2147483647 Diablo with whatever item bitter (And dead) Craig drops for you.

Then you must out script Zoidberg, PWRBTTN, Hashtag, And myself in an ultimate 4 stage scripting duel to the death.

Stage 1: Zoidberg uses whatever scripts he can think of to destroy you.

Stage 2: PWRBTTN uses environmental scripts to bring you to your knees.

Stage 3: You must make a fully functional arcade game in Total Miner. Hashtag makes Dig Dug.

Stage 4: I use a variety of quick, Simple, And functional scripts to gain the edge in a duel to the death.


If you have made it this far, There is no turning back...

You must now defeat Clerical and CrazyTater in a Pixel art competition. The pixel art you make must be at least 75x75 to qualify.

You must then receive a compliment from everyone who owns the Hermes Wraith avatar on something not related to this process of unlocking Zeus, In fact if they find out you're trying to unlock Zeus, You fail.

After that you must have Zeus placed by someone who has it unlocked in your world, Walk inside the NPC and save and exit.

Then you must rate every world that is being hosted by anyone anywhere by honest and fair opinion. (Except rat5 worlds, Those must be ratd 5)

After that you must beat me in a stealth contest.

And finally you must go on your world with you standing inside Zeus, And you will unlock it.

Note that if at any point you fail, You will be banned from the game until you complete a special course...

You must make enough gold in a deathmine map to buy enough amulets of flight to fly 320000 blocks.

You must then spam Craig with messages until his notifications reset.

And you must create 18 forums accounts with 2000+ posts praying to the Almighty god Bob.


Who wants to unlock Zeus?

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Re: Zeus Unlockable
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2015, 10:18:42 AM »
(Except rat5 worlds, Those must be ratd 5)
Haha... nice.
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