You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.
Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.
You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.
Sure
Nah fam.
Did the math, that'd basically be less than minimum wage in my province if i died in my 80s. Plus TM does get a bit stale after awhile.
You get a million dollars but then you body swap with trubstep so he gets to live with your fortune
You mean that I get Trub's entire company and access to his endless supply of
slaves well paid workers? I see no downside to this.
Million dollars, But your life is permanently sarcastically narrated by Trub. And everyone can hear it.
