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Title: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Jakub34 on January 02, 2018, 06:33:21 PM
A fairly simple game.  Someone gives the million dollar offer, but with a twist.  Give a reason to why or why not you would accept the offer.


You get a million dollars but, 5,000 indestructible balloons are attached to you.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: casual onion on January 02, 2018, 06:49:03 PM
A fairly simple game.  Someone gives the million dollar offer, but with a twist.  Give a reason to why or why not you would accept the offer.


You get a million dollars but, 5,000 indestructible balloons are attached to you.

Inconvenient it may be, you could join a circus as Balloon Guy (or girl - I don't judge). Second source of income!

You are offered a million dollars but you only get 10% of it once every two years.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Jakub34 on January 02, 2018, 08:45:15 PM

You are offered a million dollars but you only get 10% of it once every two years.

I mean, I really don't see the drawback here.  Unless I am missing something, I am getting 100,000 a year, which isn't that bad.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: casual onion on January 03, 2018, 03:20:04 AM

You are offered a million dollars but you only get 10% of it once every two years.

I mean, I really don't see the drawback here.  Unless I am missing something, I am getting 100,000 a year, which isn't that bad.

Look, I couldn't think of a good one lol
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Trubtavium Recordsmith VII on January 03, 2018, 04:25:53 AM
You get a million dollars, but nobody will appreciate your company.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: TheDestinedCrab on January 03, 2018, 06:05:11 AM
You get a million dollars, but nobody will appreciate your company.

Leave it. There's no price that will ever beat a friend, also I'm British so dollars won't do an awful lot for me lmao.

You get a million quid but you can only spend it on other people, take or leave?
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: stewydeadmike on January 03, 2018, 08:19:25 AM

Leave it. There's no price that will ever beat a friend, also I'm British so dollars won't do an awful lot for me lmao.

You get a million quid but you can only spend it on other people, take or leave?
Buying stuff for others is basically the same as buying happiness so I'll take.

You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Craig on January 03, 2018, 04:49:28 PM
You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.
Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: MEDUSA on January 03, 2018, 05:11:48 PM
You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.
Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

1 You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
2You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
3You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

1 If I had the love of my life, not a chance. But I don't so I can't lose 8)
2 I already work a very tedious job - Do I not get paid anything for doing this job after the initial 1 million? If not then no thank you.
3 What kind of question is that? I'll put an extra hour on top just 'cause ;)


You are offered a million dollars, but you need to spend it all in pennies, and no it cannot be converted into any other form of cash, only pennies. You also need to lick both sides of each penny before being able to spend it. (That's 100,000,000 pennies!)
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Dryym on January 04, 2018, 02:22:49 PM
Yes, I would do it purely for the sake of annoying people. One question though, How do I spend it on things which are sold online?

You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.
Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

Hell no.

What kind of tedious job?

Of course!


You get a million dollars, But you can only spend it in multiples of $1000. All change from those purchases is forfeit.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Phantom on January 04, 2018, 04:09:10 PM
Thats 1000 1k dollar items. I would say yes.


You get a million dollars, but the money ALWAYS telepathically talks to you. (not each dollar)
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Dr_Vex_Ender on January 04, 2018, 06:41:11 PM
Thats 1000 1k dollar items. I would say yes.


You get a million dollars, but the money ALWAYS telepathically talks to you. (not each dollar)

If the million dollars is only one entity talking, I would go for it.

You get a million Dollars, but you can only play Total Miner for 30 mins a day.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: cY Agent 115 on January 04, 2018, 06:45:09 PM
You get a million dollars but..

Deathmines are the only maps allowed on TMPC
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Rollins on January 04, 2018, 07:41:40 PM

Edit: Well. I promised never to step foot in a deathmine ever again. So no.

You get a million dollars but,


Your forced to listen to any genre of music you hate for 5 hours each day.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Phantom on January 04, 2018, 09:45:56 PM
You have to answer the questions to...
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Lord Leo on January 04, 2018, 10:14:38 PM
You get a million dollars, but you become an animal.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Jack Of Shades on January 04, 2018, 10:24:35 PM
You get a million dollars, but you become an animal.
Depends on the animal, because if it's something friggin sweet... I won't give a damn about the money!

You get a million dollars, but you can ONLY spend it on things you don't want/need.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: An Atlas Will Rise on January 05, 2018, 01:03:21 PM
You get a million dollars, but you become an animal.
Depends on the animal, because if it's something friggin sweet... I won't give a damn about the money!

You get a million dollars, but you can ONLY spend it on things you don't want/need.
Take it. I can spend it on stuff that other people want/need. I'd be set every birthday or Christmas for the rest of my life, wouldn't have to budget to afford gifts.

You get a million dollars, but so does everyone else, making the money worth less.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: TheDestinedCrab on January 08, 2018, 10:43:33 AM
You get a million dollars, but you become an animal.
Depends on the animal, because if it's something friggin sweet... I won't give a damn about the money!

You get a million dollars, but you can ONLY spend it on things you don't want/need.
Take it. I can spend it on stuff that other people want/need. I'd be set every birthday or Christmas for the rest of my life, wouldn't have to budget to afford gifts.

You get a million dollars, but so does everyone else, making the money worth less.

Take it, worthless or not I could officially call myself a millionaire lmao

You get a million quid but you have to become a soldier, meaning you have no interaction with civilian life except for on your breaks and you're constantly putting your life at risk.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: File Pepsi.chr not found on January 09, 2018, 04:12:52 PM
You get a million dollars, but you become an animal.
Depends on the animal, because if it's something friggin sweet... I won't give a damn about the money!

You get a million dollars, but you can ONLY spend it on things you don't want/need.
Take it. I can spend it on stuff that other people want/need. I'd be set every birthday or Christmas for the rest of my life, wouldn't have to budget to afford gifts.

You get a million dollars, but so does everyone else, making the money worth less.

Take it, worthless or not I could officially call myself a millionaire lmao

You get a million quid but you have to become a soldier, meaning you have no interaction with civilian life except for on your breaks and you're constantly putting your life at risk.
Leave it, I'd rather not risk my life and I'd rather not lose interactions with civilians.

You get a million dollars, but you have a 0.001% chance of dying each hour of your life.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: An Atlas Will Rise on January 09, 2018, 09:49:23 PM
Forget the money, I'd just like for my chances of dying to be that low.

You get a million dollars, but you have to live in Antarctica for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: casual onion on January 09, 2018, 11:45:36 PM
Forget the money, I'd just like for my chances of dying to be that low.

You get a million dollars, but you have to live in Antarctica for the rest of your life.

Sure. You could have an awesome log home, when you've paid to import the logs obviously.

You get a million dollars but only for 12 hours. The money left over is burnt.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Dryym on January 10, 2018, 11:52:14 PM
Forget the money, I'd just like for my chances of dying to be that low.

You get a million dollars, but you have to live in Antarctica for the rest of your life.

Sure. You could have an awesome log home, when you've paid to import the logs obviously.

You get a million dollars but only for 12 hours. The money left over is burnt.

I'd just buy a million dollars of gold or something.

You get a million dollars, But for the rest of your life, Everyone sees you as a perfect physical clone of themselves.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: TheDestinedCrab on January 11, 2018, 03:02:05 AM
Forget the money, I'd just like for my chances of dying to be that low.

You get a million dollars, but you have to live in Antarctica for the rest of your life.

Sure. You could have an awesome log home, when you've paid to import the logs obviously.

You get a million dollars but only for 12 hours. The money left over is burnt.

I'd just buy a million dollars of gold or something.

You get a million dollars, But for the rest of your life, Everyone sees you as a perfect physical clone of themselves.

Yes please, there'd never be any reason for anyone to make fun of the way I look then.

You get a million quid but you aren't allowed to wear shoes ever.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Wood door on January 11, 2018, 08:30:12 AM
You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.
Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

1. NO NO cant have that lmao
2. I feel like ill do this anyways lmao
3. I can handle this with no issue lol

Alright, Million dollars but, for the rest of your life when you step out into public there will always be an angry boston man fallowing you roasting you
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Dryym on January 11, 2018, 01:08:21 PM
To the shoes one, Definitely. Humans can do just fine without shoes.

To the Boston roast, Do I get to choose the Bostonian? If so, Yes.


Million dollars but for every purchase you make with it a random possession of yours is repossessed. It could be that ugly rug that you could never find an excuse to get rid of, Or it could be your house.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: stewydeadmike on January 12, 2018, 12:24:27 AM
To the shoes one, Definitely. Humans can do just fine without shoes.

To the Boston roast, Do I get to choose the Bostonian? If so, Yes.


Million dollars but for every purchase you make with it a random possession of yours is repossessed. It could be that ugly rug that you could never find an excuse to get rid of, Or it could be your house.
I'll pass. It'd just be a constant cycle of replacing the stuff I don't want to lose until I run out of money.

You get a million dollars [or your USD equivalent] but you're only able to speak in ye olde english for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: TheDestinedCrab on January 12, 2018, 12:55:15 AM
To the shoes one, Definitely. Humans can do just fine without shoes.

To the Boston roast, Do I get to choose the Bostonian? If so, Yes.


Million dollars but for every purchase you make with it a random possession of yours is repossessed. It could be that ugly rug that you could never find an excuse to get rid of, Or it could be your house.
I'll pass. It'd just be a constant cycle of replacing the stuff I don't want to lose until I run out of money.

You get a million dollars [or your USD equivalent] but you're only able to speak in ye olde english for the rest of your life.

Take it, my life would be so much more interesting. Not to mention I'd understand all the Shakespeare books in school then too lol

You get a million quid but you are publicly shamed for 2 hours once a year on tv for things you have done wrong that year.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Trubtavium Recordsmith VII on January 12, 2018, 01:58:31 PM
You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.
Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

Sure
Nah fam.
Did the math, that'd basically be less than minimum wage in my province if i died in my 80s. Plus TM does get a bit stale after awhile.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: An Atlas Will Rise on January 12, 2018, 02:34:04 PM
You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.
Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

Sure
Nah fam.
Did the math, that'd basically be less than minimum wage in my province if i died in my 80s. Plus TM does get a bit stale after awhile.
You get a million dollars but then you body swap with trubstep so  he gets to live with your fortune
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: Dryym on January 13, 2018, 04:01:57 PM
You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.
Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

Sure
Nah fam.
Did the math, that'd basically be less than minimum wage in my province if i died in my 80s. Plus TM does get a bit stale after awhile.
You get a million dollars but then you body swap with trubstep so  he gets to live with your fortune


You mean that I get Trub's entire company and access to his endless supply of slaves well paid workers? I see no downside to this.


Million dollars, But your life is permanently sarcastically narrated by Trub. And everyone can hear it.
Title: Re: You get a million dollars but...
Post by: An Atlas Will Rise on January 16, 2018, 08:44:04 PM
You get a million dollars but you lose both your legs and arms.
Hell no. A million dollars doesn't even buy a house in my city.

You are offered a million dollars but you lose the love of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to work a tedious job for the rest of your life.
You are offered a million dollars but you have to play Total Miner for at least 4 hours, every day, for the rest of your life.

Sure
Nah fam.
Did the math, that'd basically be less than minimum wage in my province if i died in my 80s. Plus TM does get a bit stale after awhile.
You get a million dollars but then you body swap with trubstep so  he gets to live with your fortune


You mean that I get Trub's entire company and access to his endless supply of slaves well paid workers? I see no downside to this.


Million dollars, But your life is permanently sarcastically narrated by Trub. And everyone can hear it.
I'd get to hear his sexy voice all day? blueberry the money, it'd save me tons of money in the long run...

You get a million dollars but you can't spend it until you work for 3 years in a sweatshop in china.