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Title: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: PWRBTTN on August 02, 2015, 02:23:58 AM
"Craig [32|Jul 12:61 AM]: So, I've decided to make Zeus an unlockable avatar. I need suggestions for how to unlock him."

You heard the man. Come up with a way to unlock Zeus.


Complete Total Miner: Forge 100% by building everything possible ever.
*Note, you should do this before infinite worlds comes out. It'll be harder.*

*Yes, this is a joke. That's why it's in the funhouse. If you payed attention, the quote can't be real.*
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Hayden on August 02, 2015, 02:30:51 AM
Become 1337 hackerz and threaten Craig 
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Jared on August 02, 2015, 02:56:08 AM
Kill Craig while he is in the Zeus skin.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: SoldierlyKitten on August 02, 2015, 03:04:29 AM
Unlock all unlockables with the exception of hermeswraith, tester man, robotic, and the Demi gods.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Jared on August 02, 2015, 03:05:46 AM
Unlock all unlockables with the exception of hermeswraith, tester man, robotic, and the Demi gods.
That's extremely easy. Zues is a legendary skin, so we should make the unlockable method unique ;)
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: SoldierlyKitten on August 02, 2015, 03:07:55 AM
That's extremely easy. Zues is a legendary skin, so we should make the unlockable method unique ;)
Craft a bowling ball even though there's not one in the game.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Hayden on August 02, 2015, 03:09:36 AM
SOOOOO SMAAAAAALL
(http://i57.tinypic.com/25umuqp.png)
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: SoldierlyKitten on August 02, 2015, 03:11:18 AM
SOOOOO SMAAAAAALL
(http://i57.tinypic.com/25umuqp.png)
i know. Because there's no July 32
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: PWRBTTN on August 02, 2015, 03:16:50 AM
i know. Because there's no July 32
... Or 12:61 AM
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: SoldierlyKitten on August 02, 2015, 03:20:44 AM
Or his name says Craig.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: PWRBTTN on August 02, 2015, 03:30:56 AM
Or his name says Craig.
... That is his name.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: SoldierlyKitten on August 02, 2015, 04:17:39 AM
... That is his name.
Or is it
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Brother Hood on August 02, 2015, 06:49:31 AM
write a love note on how you love total miner
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Platinum Dryym on August 02, 2015, 07:42:41 AM
By ultimate trial by fire of course, First you must walk from one corner of the world to the other, The only problem is that the world is encased in a zone with a speed multiplier of 0.001, You also have quite a bit of fire to go through.

Next, You must defeat Craig, With a raw fish, While he is wearing Zeus.

After that, You must kill a level 2147483647 Diablo with whatever item bitter (And dead) Craig drops for you.

Then you must out script Zoidberg, PWRBTTN, Hashtag, And myself in an ultimate 4 stage scripting duel to the death.

Stage 1: Zoidberg uses whatever scripts he can think of to destroy you.

Stage 2: PWRBTTN uses environmental scripts to bring you to your knees.

Stage 3: You must make a fully functional arcade game in Total Miner. Hashtag makes Dig Dug.

Stage 4: I use a variety of quick, Simple, And functional scripts to gain the edge in a duel to the death.


If you have made it this far, There is no turning back...

You must now defeat Clerical and CrazyTater in a Pixel art competition. The pixel art you make must be at least 75x75 to qualify.

You must then receive a compliment from everyone who owns the Hermes Wraith avatar on something not related to this process of unlocking Zeus, In fact if they find out you're trying to unlock Zeus, You fail.

After that you must have Zeus placed by someone who has it unlocked in your world, Walk inside the NPC and save and exit.

Then you must rate every world that is being hosted by anyone anywhere by honest and fair opinion. (Except rat5 worlds, Those must be ratd 5)

After that you must beat me in a stealth contest.

And finally you must go on your world with you standing inside Zeus, And you will unlock it.

Note that if at any point you fail, You will be banned from the game until you complete a special course...

You must make enough gold in a deathmine map to buy enough amulets of flight to fly 320000 blocks.

You must then spam Craig with messages until his notifications reset.

And you must create 18 forums accounts with 2000+ posts praying to the Almighty god Bob.


Who wants to unlock Zeus?
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: PWRBTTN on August 02, 2015, 10:18:42 AM
(Except rat5 worlds, Those must be ratd 5)
Haha... nice.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Brother Hood on August 02, 2015, 11:13:41 AM
By ultimate trial by fire of course, First you must walk from one corner of the world to the other, The only problem is that the world is encased in a zone with a speed multiplier of 0.001, You also have quite a bit of fire to go through.

Next, You must defeat Craig, With a raw fish, While he is wearing Zeus.

After that, You must kill a level 2147483647 Diablo with whatever item bitter (And dead) Craig drops for you.

Then you must out script Zoidberg, PWRBTTN, Hashtag, And myself in an ultimate 4 stage scripting duel to the death.

Stage 1: Zoidberg uses whatever scripts he can think of to destroy you.

Stage 2: PWRBTTN uses environmental scripts to bring you to your knees.

Stage 3: You must make a fully functional arcade game in Total Miner. Hashtag makes Dig Dug.

Stage 4: I use a variety of quick, Simple, And functional scripts to gain the edge in a duel to the death.


If you have made it this far, There is no turning back...

You must now defeat Clerical and CrazyTater in a Pixel art competition. The pixel art you make must be at least 75x75 to qualify.

You must then receive a compliment from everyone who owns the Hermes Wraith avatar on something not related to this process of unlocking Zeus, In fact if they find out you're trying to unlock Zeus, You fail.

After that you must have Zeus placed by someone who has it unlocked in your world, Walk inside the NPC and save and exit.

Then you must rate every world that is being hosted by anyone anywhere by honest and fair opinion. (Except rat5 worlds, Those must be ratd 5)

After that you must beat me in a stealth contest.

And finally you must go on your world with you standing inside Zeus, And you will unlock it.

Note that if at any point you fail, You will be banned from the game until you complete a special course...

You must make enough gold in a deathmine map to buy enough amulets of flight to fly 320000 blocks.

You must then spam Craig with messages until his notifications reset.

And you must create 18 forums accounts with 2000+ posts praying to the Almighty god Bob.


Who wants to unlock Zeus?
                          well since you put like that im going to be the last person to unlock him :,( :)
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: A Simple Gamer on August 02, 2015, 01:24:52 PM
You must force Craig to combat log on your world and then when he rejoins kick him while he has Zues on. That is the only way for you to unlock it
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Nefty on August 02, 2015, 01:43:53 PM
I have some unfortunate news for you all. The only way to unlock Zeus is to win a three-peat in World Wars. The U.S. is almost there with 2 wins at the moment. Unfortunately no one wants to take a round house kick of freedom from a bald eagle. Because just like the World Cup, we'd kick some ass in the name of Democracy. God Bless America

(http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ronald_reagan_riding_a_velociraptor_by_sharpwriter-d55rsh7_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Hayden on August 02, 2015, 02:59:39 PM
CREATE A SNIPPET OF CODE FOR THE GAME!!!! That has to work!!!
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: SoldierlyKitten on August 02, 2015, 04:13:11 PM
I have some unfortunate news for you all. The only way to unlock Zeus is to win a three-peat in World Wars. The U.S. is almost there with 2 wins at the moment. Unfortunately no one wants to take a round house kick of freedom from a bald eagle. Because just like the World Cup, we'd kick some ass in the name of Democracy. God Bless America

(http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ronald_reagan_riding_a_velociraptor_by_sharpwriter-d55rsh7_m.jpg)
Amen
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: PWRBTTN on August 02, 2015, 07:58:56 PM
Unfortunately no one wants to take a round house kick of freedom from a bald eagle. Because just like the World Cup, we'd kick some ass in the name of Democracy. God Bless America
Uh... The United States of America is a Republic, not a Democracy...
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Gary on August 02, 2015, 08:04:27 PM
Uh... The United States of America is a Republic, not a Democracy...

Quote
in the name of democracy

^Not a statement of what system of government the US is, just what it fights for.

What we call "Democracy" is a philosophy. There is such a thing as a democratic government, but it is based after the philosophy.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Tempers on August 02, 2015, 11:03:24 PM
You must first beat Craig Baldy Campbell and of course the almighty MartinDooLittle in pvp they can use any avatar of choice your inventory == WoodSword

You must outscript Zoid,Drymm,and I in a script contest

Also unlock every avatar including testerman and robo + Hermeths
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: ChAoSxZOMBI3 on August 19, 2015, 08:55:45 AM
Pay Craig
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: ChAoSxZOMBI3 on August 19, 2015, 09:00:13 AM
Or 1,000,000 posts
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: stewydeadmike on August 19, 2015, 11:18:01 AM
single handily beat an army of level 999 diablos with only your bare hands.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Jaz on August 19, 2015, 05:11:03 PM
Kill Craig while he is in the Zeus skin.
What a brilliant idea!
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Hayden on April 19, 2017, 01:24:08 AM
Oh, how about bump this old topic over 1 year later!


Bump
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: The Gold Knight on April 19, 2017, 02:13:47 AM
Oh, how about bump this old topic over 1 year later!


Bump
You know, bumping a topic is normally ok.

When you actively provide to the topic, that is, regardless if it's a Fun House topic.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Rev Elevenclaw on April 19, 2017, 02:43:30 AM
Kill Craig while he is in the Zeus skin.
What a brilliant idea!
I believe Craig's Zeus is hard coded into the game with like 1,000,000 health. Good luck:)
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: mm2woodman on April 19, 2017, 04:50:56 AM
Say
"YES DADDY CRAIG" 10 times and then Zeus appears.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: KeefdaQueef on April 19, 2017, 05:12:27 PM
Get 100k in Invaders and 5 million Total Rush. Then, kill 1000 players and save 500 from their pray and heal a person and yourself 2000 times then hack the game and change a weapon picture to a lightning symbol and call it Zeus' lightning bolt. Has to be in order
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Rev Elevenclaw on April 19, 2017, 11:53:07 PM
Get 100k in Invaders and 5 million Total Rush. Then, kill 1000 players and save 500 from their pray and heal a person and yourself 2000 times then hack the game and change a weapon picture to a lightning symbol and call it Zeus' lightning bolt. Has to be in order
Excellent! Now I can finally unlock Zeus! TY!!!!
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: KeefdaQueef on April 22, 2017, 07:50:14 PM
Well uh, you are Welcome.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Jared on May 02, 2017, 09:34:55 PM
Quit the game only to come back a year or two later to only quit again a few days later after "hyping" your own return.
Title: Re: Zeus Unlockable
Post by: Rev Elevenclaw on May 03, 2017, 10:40:07 PM
Quit the game only to come back a year or two later to only quit again a few days later after "hyping" your own return.
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